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OBS! Denna textfil ingår i ett arkiv som är dedikerat att bevara svensk undergroundkultur, med målsättningen att vara så heltäckande som möjligt. Flashback kan inte garantera att innehållet är korrekt, användbart eller baserat på fakta, och är inte heller ansvariga för eventuella skador som uppstår från användning av informationen.
### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## # ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ###### [ The Excuse ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ THE EXCUSE by THE GNN/DC/uXu After years of research, I have finally discovered what people say when they fail...when they can't build safe bombs...when they don't understand simple instructions...when they mess around with things that they don't understand... I heard The Excuse everywhere I went in Sweden. Every little sucker told me The Excuse all the time. So I wondered: "Is it like this all over the world?". I decided to find out. It was hard. I had to climb the mountains of Nepal, dive in the Pacific and survive dozens of deserts to find all homemade terrorists on planet earth. But when I, thirsty, hungry and with scars from wild animals over my body switched my computer on and begun typing again I knew! I was right! First some examples from life: A guy blows his room away. What does he tell his parents and friends? That he can't mix chemicals? "I'm a loser!"? No... Another great anarchist gets his both hands blown to pieces due to a dropped match (that fell right into his tiny bomb). What can he say? "I can't do anything right!"? No... A little kid tries to make a pipebomb out of things he find in the cellar. It explodes when he drops it by mistake. "I shouldn't have messed around with things I don't understand!"? No... A cool dude tries to impress on his friends by smoking while making a firecracker out of black powder. Of course, it explodes and sends his fingers to heaven. "I'm a complete idiot!" No... etc etc etc... So what DO they say? Well...as we know, they all say the same thing. The excuse that every low level terrorist use when they make a mistake. Everywhere. All over the world! "It Ignited Spontaneously!" /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________