Digital Underground - uXu - Underground eXperts United #uxu-059

### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### [ Squib Joke ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ SQUIB JOKE by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu "You gonna make the nation proud of you!" (Techno Quake) Thanks Phearless - one source for inspiration. This is a simple but fun joke for all you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's disgusting, it's horrible, it causes permanent brain damage for the victims...and it's cheap! You'll need: 1) 20 ML Syringe 2) Small tube - Length varies 3) A red fluid There are many variations on this one and some are better than others. We did like this: We filled the syringe with the fluid and put the tube on it. I placed it in my pocket and placed the end of the tube under my arm so it pointed against the chest (under my clothes naturally). Then we entered one of these money-hungry supermarkets who just sell food while catching as many shop-lifters as possible. My friend walked to one of the staff and whispered "Hey! I saw that guy steal something!" and pointed at me. "Aha! Good citizen! We'll take care of this! Go away!". As we expected, the lame jerk ran to some other members of the staff and surrounded me. "What have you stolen?!", they screamed. "Nothing, I said.". We argued for a while and just when they where on their way to take me to one of these "inner rooms" my friend came running. "DON'T WORRY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!". He ran up next to me and pulled a realistic toy gun and fired a loud shot. I pressed the syringe hard and the red fluid splashed all over the inside of my skirt. I fell screaming to the floor and "died" while my friend ran away. "Blood" dripped all over me and the floor. Chaos. The female staff fainted and achieved serious brain damage. The others just got crazy. "Did you see that...he...KILLED him!" After a while I ran away. MORE CHAOS! "He...he...oh god what happened?". -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- You get the idea? Good...now go out and terrorize your friends. They will buy this messy joke all the time! Just don't do it with much cops around, they will not understand that it's a joke until after they have shot someone. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- Oh, I forgot to mention, we did another thing. I placed the tube to the back of my head and leaned against a wall. Then I committed "suicide" by "shooting" myself in the mouth. In front of a crowd, hehehe! /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. _______________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________

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