Digital Underground - uXu - Underground eXperts United #uxu-136

### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # #### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## # ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## #### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## # ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ###### ####### ####### [ Live On Stage Again: Messiah! ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ "LIVE ON STAGE AGAIN: MESSIAH!" by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu "God is dead. He has left the humans alone." (F. Nietzche) "Good morning. As you might have noticed I am Jesus Christ, son of Lenny Christ, or "God" as you homo sapiens like to call him. I will... COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING "HALLELUJAH" DOWN THERE? PLEASE! Thank you... As I said, I have decided to come down to you here on planet Earth a second time to tell you some vital facts. Still, I feel quite stupid standing here on the roof of my divine spacecraft and only tell you things that should have been rather obvious to all of you! I mean, you have wars, death, destruction, crazed religious fanatics and all that! But still, you refuse to stop believing in Lenny...uhm... I mean "God". Yes, Lenny created your planet to have something to play around with, but that does not mean he LOVED you! So stop that childish behavior! Start doing something constructive instead like... like... love and peace? Not a bad idea eh? Yeah, I think it sounds great too! However, some of you then want Lenny to do something about it? Anyone? Hello? Ah, finally! Yes.... yes.... yes.... I see... ok... mmmm.... Well, what can I say? Your arguments are foolish! "God wants real love, he does not want the love he would get from giving us gifts". ARE YOU FUCKING REAL OR WHAT? A) Lenny did not care if you loved him or not. B) Yes, Lenny had the power to make this place rather comfortable but this is not possible. Why? Check out "C" man! Because: C) Lenny is dead! Stop screaming back there, PLEASE. Yes, Lenny has been stone cold for a while now. He actually died seven hours after he had created Earth. The story is a bit bizarre. My grandparents noticed that Lenny, in his early childhood, had special "gifts". He could make abstract thoughts materialize and make them pop up from nowhere. Yeah, so when he was older he did a lot of stupid things. He created perfect nude females and rock bands that played exactly what he wanted to listen to. When he got older, he created Earth. Seven hours after he had created Earth, he came up with a tonne of candy that he ate so fast that he died of stroke. A real shame, he was a real nice father. I God we trust... NOT! Haha! Gotcha! During these years, I have never put much thoughts of you down here at Earth. Not until I noticed a hysterical love to Lenny. Hey, you really adore him don't you? Stop that! He is dead and gone and does not need any of your love. By the way, why do you call it "love"? You are only trying to mentally buy tickets to a "heaven" that you will hopefully come to when you die. THOUGH LUCK PEOPLE! There is no heaven! HAHA! Lenny never created any paradise! So just accept the fact that everything turns black when your brain goes out of order. The first time I was here, everything went wrong. When I said that I was the son of God, someone (cannot remember his name) got completely crazy and nailed me to a cross. Well, what might have happened if I had the chance to tell him what I REALLY wanted to say: that Lenny was dead. Shit, these morons would probably have cut my fingers off and burned me alive. Luckily, I got rescued by my brothers. A few days in the hospital, then I was alright again. Then what? A few smart business men releases "The Holy Bible"! CRAP! LIES! Nothing in that piece of bull is true! I wipe myself in my ass every morning with that book! Now what? STOP SHOUTING! I AM JUST TELLING YOU THE FACTS, OK? Who mentioned Satan? Ridiculous! How can there exist a Satan? You people are really strange. At first you imagine yourselves that "God" is soooo good to yoou... la la la... and then you fully believe that this "God" also have created a devil who ruins your life? Lenny would really have been pissed off if he had heard that! Really pissed I tell you! The world IS only mechanical and causal! I knew you would start screaming! I knew it! You are really weird all of you! You have this wonderful world with fast cars, orgasms and good food! Is that not enough? Noooo... you want 'the meaning of life' too... ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? Your damn meaning of life IS to fuck and have a good time! So just STOP all religion, philosophy, science and other worthless activities and go directly to the point: PARTY! Ho ho ho yeah yeah! Now you got it all, full details with cream on top! I hope my visit here will be good for you. Stop wasting your time with religious thoughts and try to do something creative instead. Lenny is not coming back to change things! And... No, you do not have to begin with anno dazumal again after I have left." After these radical statements, the small individual who called himself Jesus stepped down from the enormous cigar-shaped spaceship and joined the crowd in front of him. He walked to the nearest human, a lady that was crying hysterically. At first it looked like he was going to cheer her up. But instead, he showed her a little black box and said "I know that you are sad. But 'God' is actually dead and gone. If you do not believe me, put a quarter in the slot here and watch through the small hole on the top, to see for yourself" The lady did not hesitate. With shaky hands she found a quarter and put it in the black box. Then she looked through the hole. "Do you see anything?", Jesus asked. She replied: "No." ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// No sex until marriage! Hey poor, you do not have to be poor any more! Automatique QuallBaq Elservico: SEDES DIABOLI +46-586-N.W.O. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Anarchy is the only acceptable government. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #136 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #136 Call THE PHROZEN REALM -> +1-514-738-2105 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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