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OBS! Denna textfil ingår i ett arkiv som är dedikerat att bevara svensk undergroundkultur, med målsättningen att vara så heltäckande som möjligt. Flashback kan inte garantera att innehållet är korrekt, användbart eller baserat på fakta, och är inte heller ansvariga för eventuella skador som uppstår från användning av informationen.
### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # #### ####### ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ###### ####### ## [ How To Make a Bomb! ] [ By The GNN ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ HOW TO MAKE A BOMB! by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu Stop reading. Now. This file will teach you how to make a KEWL bomb that will go BOOM! and then send THOUSANDS of small shit around which will guarantee your face to get completely riddled! Then you will say DAAAAMN! and run to the nearest hospital! At the hospital, you will be placed in a black bag and sent back to your parents with a note saying 'Another fool. Keep the remains as a gift. Have a nice day'. Read on folks! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=- NOTE: This file is for informational purposes only, and not meant to be taken serious or carried out in reality. Underground eXperts take no responsibility for actions taken, misuse of the contents in this file, political chaos or lack of sexual satisfaction. None of the members, contributors or family members can be held guilty for people who use the contents in this file for personal winning, nor can we be held responsible for revolutions, murders, killing, child molesting, that the toilet is not flushed, that old people are loosing their hair, that you are the ugliest person on this planet hence rejected by your parents. It is not our fault that you are so ugly that your parents tried to get rid of you with the help of the yellow pages. Are you out of gasoline? Well then, uXu cannot be blamed for that either. Underground eXperts United are completely clean when it comes to riots, gang-wars and drunk drivers. The cigars from Havana are not our mistake. The russian revolution happened 1918 which means that no writer for uXu was alive at the time and cannot be blamed for that. We have nothing to do with the fact that all radio stations seems to play shitty music like Molester Jackson and Electric Banana Band. Actually, when you were refused to dance with that brunette last friday which led to your nose being crushed by her boyfriend, uXu was not responsible. Her boyfriend had NOT learned the boxing techniques in a file of ours. No, it is not possible for uXu to cause pimples, cancer, AIDS or unability to have sex. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of group sex, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to dance naked. This file is written to spread death ONLY and not meant to be eaten, inhaled or shoot into your blood veins. This file is not meant to be read at all. If you are reading this, you are a criminal - something that Underground undertAkers United (UAU!) absolutely not can be blamed for. We just write files, we do not read them ourselves. It is up to you if you want to read this file. If you chose to do so, everything is your fault. You are responsible for World War I and II and the assassination of JFK and Olof Palme. Read this file, but keep in mind that the topics written about are ridiculous and constitute a threat to the human future. This file is not for children or morons. It is written for the normal people. Just kidding. This file IS written for children and morons, so they can blow their hands to the moon and then run away screaming. However, this is not of any concern to uXu. Our hands are clean. Clean as the ass of a new-born baby. This file is for informational purposes only. The police shall only bust people who runs around with a large sign saying 'Bust me!'. uXu do have a sign but it says 'Do NOT bust me!' instead, which means that we are immune to cops! Gotcha! Ha ha! Try to bust us and you will fail! Ha ha ha... ha? Hey! Get away from me! What are you... Let go of my hands! No! No night stick please! *omph* *uh* *ouch* Look at the sign you pig! *BANG!* No! No gun! Not my head! Stop! The sign... *BANG!* p9donw88N0Å8NEFÅQ3ixXKÄaxsM4NA4ÅQAAAX<zx<< 92NQRPDOOIQPKW3'r+q9q'+nocarrier9aima7 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=- HOW TO MAKE A BOMB! --------------------- Contents: Black powder. A bottle. A fuse. -------- How to do: Place the black powder and the fuse in the bottle. --------- Light it. It will say bom. Very amusing. WASn'T ThAt C000L Eh? Now get out and show da w0rld what real (A)narchy is! Yeaaah! S0 KEWL! Blow up ya school! Kill ya mother! 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