Digital Underground - uXu - Underground eXperts United #uxu-177

### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # #### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ###### ## ## [ Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! ] [ By Basehead ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = = = GET FREE STUPH AND KILL PEOPLE!!!!! = = = = BY OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH- = = HEAD = = = = /<ALL THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG = = 410-426-7737 = = 1200BPS 20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!!!! = = POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!!!!!!!!!! = = = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= OK HI DUDEZ THIS IS MY FIRST /\N/\R<HY PHILE BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!! IN IT I WILL TALK ABOUT TWO SUBJECTS 1. GETTING FREE STUPH 2. KILLING PEOPLE BTW THIS IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YEW TRY THIS AND GET BUSTED I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!! AND EVEN IF I WAS I AM ONLY 13 SO I /<AN'T BE TRIED AS AN ADULT!!!!!!!!! BUT MAYBE YOU CAN SO WATCH OUT DUDEZ!!!!!!! -=PART ONE GETTING FREE STUPH=- OK DUDEZ WELL I HAVE AN 8088 AND 20 MEGZ ON-LINE AND A 1200 BAUD -=-=HAYES COMPA- TIBLE=-=- MODEM BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS LUCKY AS ME!!!!!! YOU MAY BE THINKING WELL OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-HEAD HOW DID YEW GET SUCH A /<EWL KIK-ASS SYSTEM? WELL DUDE MY ANSWER WOULD BE MY DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME FOR 8TH GRADE GRAD8TION!!!!!!!!!! BUT SOME OF YEW MAY NOT HAVE GRAD8TED 8TH GRADE SO HERE IS HOW YEW CAN GET A SYSTEM LIKE MINE!!!!!!! REMEMBER THIS IS -=-=ABSOLUTELY FREE=-=-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY CLOSE ATTENSHUN!!!! 1. WALK AROUND YOR NEIGHBORHOOD AT NITE FOR ABOUT A WEEK. YOU MAY BE THINKING BUT D00D MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME GO OUT PAST DARK BUT ALL I GOTTA SAY IS D00D JUST SNEAK OUT!!!!!!! OR THIS PHILE WON'T WORK!!!!! OK?!?!?!?!?!? OK!!!!!! 2. SCOPE OUT AN OLD PERSON OR A WIMMENZ WHO IS ALWAYS WALKING AROUND AT ABOUT THE SAME TIME EACH NITE. AVOID THE FOLLOWING:!!!!! A. COPZ B. FEDZ C. BIG STRONG GUYZ D. ANYONE THAT KNOWS YOU D00D! YOU DON'T WANNA GET /<AUGHT DO YEW!?!?!?!?!?!? 3. GET AN OLD SKI MASK OR SOMETHING THAT COVERS YOR FACE!!!! THEN STEAL A BUTTER KNIFE OUT OF THE KITCHEN DRAWER!!!!! THEN ONE NITE GO FIND YOR OLD PERSON OR WIMMENZ AND JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE AND SAY HEY OLD PERSON OR WIMMENZ I GOTTA KNIFE AND I'M A PHUCKING PSYCHO SO GIVE ME YOR MONEY!!!!! AND VALUUBUBLES!! AND THEY WILL SEE THE KNIFE AND SAY OK D00D JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!! 4. RUN D00D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. TAKE THE CASH AND BUY A /<EWL SYSTEM LIKE MINE!!!!!!! BE SURE TO GET A -=-=HAYES COMPATIBLE=-=- MODEM AND AT -=LEAST=- 1200 BAUD BECAUSE 150 OR 300 JUST DON'T CUT IT ANYMORE!!!!! ON MY SLYYKK BBS -=THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG=- I WON'T EVEN LET 150 OR 300 BAUD /<ALLERZ ON, UNLESS THEY GOT REALLY NEW WAREZ!!! -= PART TWO KILLING PEOPLE =- OK D00D SO YOU GOT PEOPLE YEW WANNA /<ILL MAYBE THEY ARE TEACHERS OR PARENTS OR BRUTHERS OR SISTERS OR THE GIRL IN MATH CLASS \/\/HO SPAT IN YOR FACE WHEN YOU ASKED HER TO COME OVER YOR HOUSE AND PLAY PAC MAN OR THE FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO RAN YOUR UNDER\/\/EAR UP THE FLAGPOLE AT SCHOOL OR SUMBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!! WELL I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO /<ILL THEM!!!!!! JUST DO THIS!:!!!!!!!!!: 1. GET SUM GREASE CUTTER FROM THE STORE!!!! 2. GET A SQUIRT GUN FROM THE STORE!!!!!!! 3. IF YEW NEED MONEY FOR THESE THINGS REFER TO THE PHIRST SEXTION!!!! JEEZ!!!!! 4. FILL THE SQUIRT GUN WITH THE GREASE CUTTER AND SQUIRT IT ON THE PERSON'S FACE THAT YOU WANT TO KILL!!!!!!! IT WILL STING AND EAT THEIR S/<IN AWAY AND THEY WILL BE HORRIBLY S/<ARRED FOR LIFE AND KILL THEMSELVES FROM SHAME!!!!! THEN NO ONE CAN CONNECT IT TO YOU AND IF SOMEONE ASKS D00D WHY DID YOU SQUIRT THEM WITH GREASE CUTTER JEST SAY D00D I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DIRTY BROWN WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D00D THIS IS ALL FOR NOW MY MOM IS YELLING AT ME MAYBE SHE WILL BE NEXT THE BITCH! AND D00DZ CALL MY BBS THE -=-=-=CELLULAR BUTT PLUG-=-=-= -=-=-=(410) 426-7737=-=-=- -=-=-=20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!=-=-=- -=-=-=1200 BPS ONLY!=-=-=- -=-=-=OPEN 1AM-6AM DAILY!!=-=-=- -=-=-=WAREZ AND GAMEZ AND POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!-=-=-= --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #177 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #177 Call SOLSBURY HILL -> +1-301-428-8317 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

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