Digital Underground - uXu - Underground eXperts United #uxu-314

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Lawrence * Greetings beloved readers, and welcome to yet another uXu release. * The Chief is at the moment in the United States (manipulating the * people there for fun and profit) which means that this release had * to be put together by The GNN and Phearless. We hope that you will * not notice any difference. If you do, something is probably wrong. * And if something is wrong with the release, Chief will track down * and torture the guilty ones in the most horrifying ways, before he * soaks them in gasoline and... well, uh, we sure hope that you will * not notice any difference. * There is a new feature available for those of you who does not want * all files mailed to you after every release. Instead of a full * subscription, you can now chose to just recieve a single message * that tells you that a release is out. Good for those people who are * stuck with expensive accounts, like Compu$erve. * Anyway, as usual we give you a bunch of files, all of them meant * to entertain you and perhaps even increase your knowledge. We hope * that you will find something interesting to read. Of course, feel * free to mail us some feedback. * We congratulate Hedge. He fought the Law, and the Law lost! / Phearless'n The GNN uXu, through Anonymous FTP? uXu Mailing List? FSP? WWW? * Correct! All files (0-314) are available from the sites listed at the end of this file. These sites will get the new releases after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages. If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request back-issues) by E-Mailing uxu-request@lysator.liu.se. When you request back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead of title(s). Example: Subject: uXu BACK-ISSUES Body: 018,103,199,238,304 To subscribe, just let the body of the letter contain the word "SUBSCRIBE", and every new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is ready. Simple and easy. * If you do not want all the files mailed to you, but just a single * message that tells you when a release is out: Send a mail to * uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se and let the body contain "uXu Info". --------------------------------------------------------------------- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know... --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're on any kind of net connected in any way to the internet just email The Chief (chief@lysator.liu.se) asking for information on how to join (subject: Join uXu). If you're interested in making your BBS, site or whatever a distribution site: (subject: uXu Dist). You will have the information you requested in your mailbox ASAP. If you're not on any kind of net connected in any way to the internet it's a bit tricky. Then you have to call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and leave private mail to The Chief. The tricky bit includes a bit of waiting on your side for a reply. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Current uXu Writers Name Specialities State ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member/Ed The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Member Hedge - Fiction and Truths - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Contributor * Leon Felkins - Serious essays for serious people - Contributor * Ralph 124C41+ - Alcohol in theory and practice - Contributor * Joseph - Constructive information - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Hall Of Thanks Name For... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bellman & DrunkFux ...giving us our first anon. ftp site directories ReclinerHead ...our third fine and working ftp site directory Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file Omega ...fixing things. Filters were unnecessary! :) Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed Tequila Willy ...email me now! chief@lysator.liu.se Matthew McBain ...all the nice souvenirs and fine maple syrup * Slack_ ...stamping them out ----------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 000 - 314 [March 1996] No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [000] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k [001] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k [002] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k [003] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k [004] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k [005] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k [006] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k [007] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k [008] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k [009] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k [010] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k [011] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k [012] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k [013] Suicide! The GNN 5k [014] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k [015] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k [016] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k [017] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k [018] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k [019] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k [020] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k [021] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k [022] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k [023] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k [024] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k [025] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k [026] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k [027] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k [028] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k [029] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k [030] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k [031] The Truth The GNN 4k [032] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k [033] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k [034] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k [035] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k [036] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k [037] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k [038] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k [039] Depth Charge The GNN 3k [040] Depression The GNN 6k [041] The Excuse The GNN 3k [042] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k [043] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k [044] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k [045] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k [046] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [047] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k [048] AI The GNN 8k [049] Alarm! The GNN 3k [050] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k [051] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k [052] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k [053] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k [054] Errors The GNN 5k [055] Eternal Life The GNN 9k [056] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k [057] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k [058] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k [059] Squib Joke The GNN 4k [060] The Voice The GNN 7k [061] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k [062] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k [063] Divine Problems The GNN 8k [064] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k [065] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k [066] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k [067] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k [068] What Happened? The GNN 3k [069] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k [070] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k [071] Judgement Day The GNN 6k [072] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k [073] Electricity The GNN 7k [074] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k [075] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k [076] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k [077] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k [078] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k [079] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k [080] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k [081] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k [082] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k [083] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k [084] 10th Generation The GNN 12k [085] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k [086] Headhunter The GNN 6k [087] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k [088] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k [089] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k [090] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k [091] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k [092] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k [093] Meanwhile The GNN 2k [094] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k [095] Feline Superiority The GNN 6k [096] The Family Man The GNN 6k [097] Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 Phearless 14k [098] Utopia The GNN 9k [099] Two Poems in One Phearless/The GNN 6k [100] A Year With uXu The Chief 11k [101] Sex! The GNN 7k [102] Meaning Of Life The GNN 2k [103] Vampires Anno 90's The GNN 10k [104] Church Of The Re(A)listic The GNN 3k [105] uXu Index #9 The Chief 24k [106] What Do You Think About Bleed? The GNN 7k [107] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg{nger (v2) The Chief 12k [108] Dental Torture The GNN 6k [109] Clean Shaven Beauty II Ralph 124C41+ 3k [110] The Civilized Primitive Prowler The GNN 11k [111] Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out ALL 8k [112] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) The Chief 15k [113] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) The Chief 9k [114] Elite Modemtraders The GNN 23k [115] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One The Chief 10k [116] uXu Index #10 The Chief 26k [117] The Missionary Man The GNN 4k [118] I O U Phearless 10k [119] ...As If Every Day... The GNN 9k [120] Pleasurehouse Interview The Chief 12k [121] Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems The GNN 9k [122] uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine The Chief 18k [123] The Open Road Towards The Future The GNN 8k [124] Everything's Gonna Be Alright... Phearless 13k [125] They Are Coming The GNN 9k [126] Why? The GNN 7k [127] uXu Index #11 The Chief 27k [128] Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics The GNN 8k [129] The Anatomy Of Boredom Ralph 124C41+ 4k [130] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two The Chief 12k [131] Dream On Ralph 124C41+ 6k [132] The House Of The Criminally Insane The GNN 10k [133] The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life The Chief 9k [134] The Last Night Of The World The GNN 9k [135] Death Is Rotten Ralph 124C41+ 7k [136] Live On Stage Again: Messiah! The GNN 8k [137] uXu Index #12 The Chief 28k [138] The Last Frontier The GNN 7k [139] Letters To The State Anon. Contributors 10k [140] The Killing Truth The GNN 6k [141] uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions The Chief 11k [142] The Lynch Mob The GNN 9k [143] Prometheus Symptom The GNN 8k [144] Vengeance! Hedge 6k [145] Rage! The GNN 7k [146] The Power The GNN 2k [147] uXu Index #13 The Chief 29k [148] Technophilia Ikonoklast 288k [149] The Art Of Weirdness Bob Slack 6k [150] Declare War! The GNN 7k [151] Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order FreeStyle 20k [152] Settle For Nothing The Chief 11k [153] A Day For Tired People The GNN 8k [154] Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File Suicidal Maniac 10k [155] Ripmax Top Tenners Ripmax 9k [156] The Sad Part Of Raping Hedge 5k [157] uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki The Chief 9k [158] Exciting Life The GNN 6k [159] Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones FreeStyle 20k [160] uXu Index #14 The Chief 33k [161] An Amazing Christmas Tale The GNN 8k [162] The Man Behind The GNN 8k [163] Bob - The Serial Killer The GNN 10k [164] How To Make a Bomb! The GNN 7k [165] We Love You, Pigs! The Chief 8k [166] Interrogation The GNN 8k [167] Red Team The GNN 8k [168] 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets BLaZe 3k [169] The Stand The GNN 8k [170] A Theory of Justice - The Game Show The GNN 7k [171] Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop The GNN 12k [172] uXu Index #15 The Chief 34k [173] The Eternal Machine The GNN 6k [174] We Are The Robots Hedge 8k [175] Clean Shaven Beauty III Ralph 124C41+ 4k [176] Operation Moon Sucker The GNN 9k [177] Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! Basehead 6k [178] How To Talk With ET's Without Being... Budha & Greg Iloyd 4k [179] The Unpaid Workers of Politics Hedge 7k [180] Wild West The GNN 9k [181] Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three The Chief 11k [182] Who Knows? The GNN 10k [183] uXu Index #16 The Chief 35k [184] The GNN's File #100 The GNN 16k [185] How To Avoid Letter-Bombs Ralph 124C41+ 5k [186] Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" The GNN 8k [187] Two-Two-Six-Eight Phearless 17k [188] The Fanatic Hunter The GNN 11k [189] Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle Hedge & The GNN 8k [190] Gas Station The GNN 13k [191] How To Get... Older Women Part III The Chief 11k [192] Final Discovery The GNN 4k [193] Morality? Das Model 5k [194] City Of Slaves The GNN 7k [195] The City Hedge 6k [196] The Good Life The GNN 8k [197] Ripmax Top Tenners #2 Ripmax 5k [198] Cybernetic Escape Route The GNN 6k [199] Learn To Love Big Brother The GNN 8k [200] uXu Does Town 1994 All But Hedge 22k [201] Reincarnation, Inc. The GNN 13k [202] Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction Phearless 62k [203] Practical Redress The GNN 25k [204] uXu Index #17 The Chief 39k [205] Big Bang Phil The GNN 7k [206] The Nightfly The GNN 22k [207] Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee Dee P Binggeli 13k [208] What To Say The GNN 5k [209] Speech For The Defence The GNN 7k [210] How To Avoid Getting Hangover McCoy 5k [211] Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power The GNN 10k [212] Population X The GNN 9k [213] Poetry Collection 1 Bob Slack 5k [214] Poetry Collection 2 Bob Slack 7k [215] Poetry Collection 3 Bob Slack 8k [216] Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist The GNN 7k [217] Psycho(logical)scope Phearless 9k [218] Everything You Need To Know About Techno Ralph 124C41+ 8k [219] The Voter's Paradox Leon Felkins 47k [220] uXu Index #18 Phearless/The GNN 39k [221] Escape Macabre, The The GNN 7k [222] Five Poems Mr Dude 5k [223] Final Mistake The GNN 4k [224] Contemplation In Rain Hedge 3k [225] Frozen Dreams The GNN 5k [226] A Cooperative Society Leon Felkins 40k [227] The uXu Quiz The GNN 4k [228] Histamin Pivic 7k [229] Reel The GNN 8k [230] Poetry Collections Bob Slack 16k [231] Terror Will Strike The GNN 7k [232] Sweet Celebration Hedge 10k [233] Collage Ralph/Hedge 46k [234] Future War The GNN 6k [235] uXu Index #19 The Chief 41k [236] Enforced The GNN 10k [237] HoHoCon '94 Review Dr. No 16k [238] The Internet Hysteria The GNN 9k [239] Master Mind Classified Know. 9k [240] Survive IRC The GNN 9k [241] Ellen Keys The Chief 7k [242] No More Secrets The GNN 9k [243] Meaning of? Polish Polish 2k [244] The New World Order The GNN 11k [245] Party Time Pivic 9k [246] A Slight Miscalculation The GNN 11k [247] The 'Land Hollywood 6k [248] What Is This Thing Called Progress? The GNN 3k [249] uXu Index #20 The Chief 45k [250] Swift Justice The GNN 9k [251] Your Own Life Phearless 9k [252] Letter To a Prisoner The GNN 9k [253] Guide To a College-Year Abroad McCoy 10k [254] Is This Art? The GNN 3k [255] More Time! Phearless 6k [256] Angel The GNN 9k [257] Suicidal The Chief 4k [258] uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction The GNN 8k [259] Love, Sex And Marriage Leon Felkins 55k [260] On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' The GNN 10k [261] A Guide To Paranoia Phearless 9k [262] To Kill a Bouncer The GNN 10k [263] The Evil Demon The Chief 10k [264] David Letterman Phearless 3k [265] DMV & 2D Bar Codes Mario 11k [266] Year of Fun Phearless 3k [267] Respublica The GNN 10k [268] uXu Index #21 The Chief 47k [269] Never Work With Amateurs The GNN 6k [270] Pray For Me Phearless 3k [271] American Nightmares The Chief 6k [272] Drama The GNN 9k [273] Only The Lonely Hedge 11k [274] The Driving Test The GNN 6k [275] The Wind Knyttet 4k [276] The Second Excuse The GNN 6k [277] Boy Racer Pivic 10k [278] Guardians of The Masses The GNN 8k [279] Eric's Trip The Chief 7k [280] Hacker's Paradise The GNN 11k [281] Ripped Off - Big Time Phearless 3k [282] Pray For Us The GNN 3k [283] I Just Fell Pivic 3k [284] The Sentence The GNN 9k [285] Running Phearless 3k [286] Stigma The GNN 6k [287] What Is? Phearless 5k [288] Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late Pivic 4k [289] uXu Index #22 Mostly The Chief 42k * [290] How To Hack And Get Caught Phearless 4k * [291] Kraykkono Inn The GNN 7k * [292] Help For The Average Knyttet 5k * [293] Freedom In A Cage The GNN 7k * [294] Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto Phearless/The GNN 11k * [295] Less Known Dilemmas The GNN 6k * [296] A Woman's Conscience Knyttet 3k * [297] The Last Cocktail Party The GNN 5k * [298] An Introduction To Beer Ralph 124C41+ 8k * [299] To Get To The Real Problems The GNN 16k * [300] Paradox Crew The GNN 7k * [301] To Lose Your Religion Knyttet 6k * [302] ABB Part I The GNN 10k * [303] ABB Part II The GNN 6k * [304] ABB Part III The GNN 7k * [305] Loved Anyhow Knyttet 3k * [306] Kicks The GNN 2k * [307] Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... Joseph 4k * [308] Five Boxes In The Desert The GNN 4k * [309] A Letter To The Editor Leon Felkins 13k * [310] The Voice Knyttet 4k * [311] Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd The GNN 7k * [312] The Invasion Phearless 3k * [313] Middle Cuts The Chief 8k * [314] uXu Index #23 The GNN/Phearless 46k -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 15 [March 1996] No Title Author Size ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [01] VaktB, Best{mmelser f|r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k [03] Vattenfall, Datas{kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k [05] Analys av R|da Arme Fraktionens Politiska M}l The GNN 22k [06] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna Ajo 10k [07] Historier ur en Sjuk Hj{rna II - The Return Ajo 7k [08] Fandboken v0.92 Ahrvid Engholm 563k [09] Avlivaren Robert Andersson 5k [10] Kemi F|r Alla Brainiac 17k [11] V{gen Ut v0.94 The GNN 132k [12] S.H.A. och uXu? The GNN 9k [13] N{tverken, Media och Makten The GNN 6k * [14] Svenska Hackademins Ordlista Ralph 124C41+ 64k * [15] Kvinnligt L{sande och Skrivande The GNN 20k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #23 \ / \ / Mar 08, 1996 \/ \/ \ / \ / v December March December March December March Releases 1996: 290: "How To Hack And Get Caught" by Phearless. There are billions of files around that will tell you how to hack and _not_ get caught. But why settle with those? This file will take you to the point that you sooner or later will come to if you are a hacker. 291: "Kraykkono Inn" by The GNN. You thought you liked foreign food, right? But how different do you want it? Even if you want to make an impression on someone, how far are you willing to go? Is it not so, dear people, that food tastes better just because it is foreign and _exotic_? 292: "Help For The Average" by Knyttet. 'Most people are average,' claims the author of this file. But she does not stop there. Instead, she continues and offers some help for those people. It is not that hard to stop being average. 293: "Freedom In A Cage" by The GNN. Freedom, oh freedom. Is there anything sweeter than that? Can you tell freedom from a bag of mashed potatoes? Read this enlightening, and perhaps even disturbing text on this topic. 294: "Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto" by Phearless and The GNN. Hey man, put on the latest sunglasses from Prestige INC, mail a bomb to someone and try to look like Wierd Al. Who are you then? Yep, the Unabomber. Write a manifesto and we will comment on it. As Phearless and GNN has done here. 295: "Less Known Dilemmas" by The GNN. Here our excentric writer describes a few and sometimes easy-to-recognize dilemmas that occur in our everyday life. Some things that happens to us we just ignore, but there are problems that just will not be solved and forgotten. 296: "A Woman's Conscience" by Knyttet. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking, it is said. It is also said that men and women have different inner voices. This story is considering that subject, in a sense. 297: "The Last Cocktail Party" by The GNN. It comes times when you really would like to know it all. Questions pops up in your head and wherever you look, there is no answer to be found. But perhaps, knowing it all is not the best way after all? Read and find out for yourself. 298: "An Introduction To Beer" by Ralph 124C41+. So you believe that you know everything about beer, right? Sure you do - when you are drunk. Come on, if you want to make your friends adore you for knowing so many facts about beer, you need to read this text. 299: "To Get To The Real Problems" by The GNN. It is not easy to solve a problem, if you do not know where to begin. You know that every solution creates more problems, so you want to cut the problem by it's roots. This is not as easy as it might seem for a start. The closer you look, the more frightened you are likely to get. 300: "Paradox Crew" by The GNN. Hmm. File number three hundred? Time for celebration, a serious quality overhaul or just keep that smirk on our faces? uXu says; we celebrate anything at any point of time. We do not need a number to help us out. 301: "To Lose Your Religion" by Knyttet. Contrary to popular belief, religion is not always a good thing. Invented for the sake of saving people, religion may sometimes even do the opposite thing. This file is true - told by someone who has seen much of it, and lost it. 302: "ABB Part I" by The GNN. This is an intriguing trilogy that will fascinate most of you, hopefully. In this first part, we follow what the main character experiences during one special day, at work. It is not going to be just another day of helping people. 303: "ABB Part II" by The GNN. In this part of the trilogy we look in to what the people around the main character are doing during the same period of time as in part I. Perhaps you recognize some of the characters, are they not very similar to your friends at work? 304: "ABB Part III" by The GNN. The last and maybe the most confusing part of this trilogy. Try to keep up with what is explained in this revealing episode of this part, so you do not miss out on something important of what the author and observer is trying to tell you. 305: "Loved Anyhow" by Knyttet. There is always someone who loves you, no matter who you are or what you do. This idea is sometimes hard to accept. But we need to accept it, for the sake of humanity. If you have some trouble, turn to this essay. 306: "Kicks" by The GNN. What makes people, men in particular, do all the crazy, and perhaps stupid things they do? Why do they do the same dangerous thing over and over again? Do you have the answer to that, does the author of this file have it? Find out! 307: "Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful Intellectual" by Joseph. You are nothing. You will never become someone. You are a man. True? If the answer is 'yes,' we say 'oh dear,' and recommend you to follow the instructions presented in this file. 308: "Five Boxes In The Desert" by The GNN. People need something to do, that is a well known fact. People are never satisfied with just surviving one day to the next, because that is not fun enough. How busy must a human be to become really happy. Will this man ever find out? 309: "A Letter To The Editor" by Leon Felkins. In our previous release (#22), The Chief wrote a file on contemporary american politics. Now it is time for a _real_ american citizen to comment on that. Deeply, and to-the-point, Leon offers you his views on the subject. 310: "The Voice" by Knyttet. Once upon a time, a confused individual who thought that she was not confused at all, heard a voice. This voice revealed some facts about her own life that she had never considered. Maybe this voice will reveal some facts about your spatio- temporal situation too? 311: "Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd" by The GNN. One day, not far from today, all this will become true. You know it and we know it. It is just a matter of time before we are all literally addicted. You will laugh and giggle at it now, but tomorrow you will wish for it to be all made up and nothing else. 312: "The Invasion" by Phearless. A long time ago, something happened. A place was invaded, and... and... Do you want to know more what I am talking about? Then read this excellent piece of short-story science fiction. Guaranteed to twist your mind. 313: "Middle Cuts" by The Chief. It is much easier to cope with big problems than small ones, mutatis mutandis; it is more comfortable to sit on a mountain than on a nail. All these damn little irritating phenomenas that surrounds us makes life miserable! Chief knows some of them, and will share them with you from a personal point of view. 314: "uXu Index #23" by The GNN & Phearless. Bom Bom Bom pa ditt arsle! Well, not much to say about this file. It is the index, as usual. The only difference is that is has not been written by The Chief. Okay, that is not the only difference: We have now got two kinds of subscriber lists, one 'usual' ("SUBSCRIBE") and one for those who merely wants to know when a release has been put out ("uXu Info"). Scan the top of this file for detailed information. [#314 also includes an index for the uXu-S series] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Call our Fine Distribution Sites: [Rocking'n Rolling 'til Release #24] Name Number Speed Country SysOp X-treme [+31]-1670-64414 [14.4] Holland Pygor +Arrested Development [+31]-77-547477 [v32b] Holland Omega +Alternative Nation [+32]-53-789669 [14.4] Belgium Krypton +Pegasus [+41]-71-715577 [v32b] Switzerland Superuser !The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] Sweden The Chief +Secret Tectonics [+49]-40-823326 [19.2] Germany Seven Up +PhOD BBS [+55]-2129-49984 [28.8] Brazil Xalas/Echo Off *+Destiny Stone II [+61]-9246-3491 [28.8] Australia Ripmax Phreedum Industries Inc. 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[410]-263-2258 [16.8] US Dark Image KastlerocK [412]-527-3749 [14.4] US Jamie Kowinsky Airstrip One [512]-371-7971 [v32b] US Frac The Ripper +underworld_1994.com [514]-683-1894 [v32b] Canada Ratpack CLU 'puternet [515]-232-7631 [v32b] US Hannibal The Crime Scene [516]-873-8903 [14.4] US Killer Unphamiliar Territory [602]-804-0313 [14.4] US Invalid Media The Alliance [612]-251-8596 [16.8] US System 0perator Digital Anarchy [703]-758-0950 [14.4] US Erudite Metalland Southwest [713]-468-5802 [v32b] US Drunkfux Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] US Ratte LHD2 [818]-546-2332 [14.4] US Hacksaw * Postcards From The Edge [860]-233-3335 [28.8] US Black IC + = Headquarters for this country ! = World headquarters * This list will probably change a lot in the next release. Dist Site * SysOps: stay tuned. Changes to the Distribution Site list since last time and extra info: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pegasus [+41] 10 lines in, X.25 NUA: +228 4752 1 2574 * The Truth Sayer's Domain [210] Dead'n Gone ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The uXu Connection ------------------------------------------------------------------------ E-Mail - chief@lysator.liu.se (The Chief) - golo1517@mail.student.uu.se (Hedge) - gnn@krille.update.uu.se (The GNN) FTP Sites - ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu - redshift.com /phallicide/Zines/uXu - etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/UXU FSP Sites - 146.169.2.1 Port 21 /other101/Online-Book- Initiative/NewsLetters/UXU Gopher - //locust.cic.net/11/Zines/UXU - //etext.archive.umich.edu/11/Zines/ - //gopher.cic.net/11/e-serials/alphabetic/u/uxu/ WWW - http://www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/ - http://sf.www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/ - http://redshift.com/phallicide/html/phallic.htm - http://www.algonet.se/~daba * - http://www.update.uu.se/~gnn On Disk - If you need all issues on diskette, just send a snail mail letter to the snail mail address below requesting it Mailing List - uxu-request@lysator.liu.se (subscribe, help, etc) * - uxu-info-request@lysator.liu.se (subscribe, help, etc) * IRC Channel - #uxu (mornings and evenings CET time mostly) Snail Mail - uXu c/o Svensson Kantorsg. 4:415 S-754 24 UPPSALA SWEDEN [BLEED I and II can be found at ftp.luth.se in /pub/amiga/game/role] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Underground eXperts United Copyright Notice ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The files spread by uXu are copyrighted by the author, however spreading is allowed as long as the few following rules are followed: - No commercial spreading whatsoever. - Filenames are in the format UXU-nnn.TXT where nnn is the valid number of that file. 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