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OBS! Denna textfil ingår i ett arkiv som är dedikerat att bevara svensk undergroundkultur, med målsättningen att vara så heltäckande som möjligt. Flashback kan inte garantera att innehållet är korrekt, användbart eller baserat på fakta, och är inte heller ansvariga för eventuella skador som uppstår från användning av informationen.
### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # #### ####### ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### # ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### [ Swedish Moose Surprise ] [ By Knyttet ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ Swedish Moose Surprise by Knyttet They were just like typical tourists in Sweden. They came from Germany by car. They hadn't really bothered to learn anything about swedish traffic regulations. And why should they, they were GERMANS. When all the swedes drove about in 110 km/hour, just like all law obeying swedes do, the German car passed them with a speed of about 250 km/hour. But the swedes weren't really bothered, at least this one didn't have a caravan behind it. That was quite common too, by the way, that a car with German plates passed with that speed AND with a caravan attached to it. Of course there were some old men with caps out there who became upset about the speeding car, but who listens to old people nowadays, and especially if they wear caps. So with this speed the germans passed through the landscape of Sweden. They were eager to see as much as possible, and this was the same thing as going as far as possible. I can't understand what you can see at 250 km/hour, but I guess the germans do. The day passed by and the night came. What the germans didn't know, and what all swedes know, is that at this time of the year, is when all the moose start to move around. I guess it wouldn't really matter if they had known what hit them. Now death came immediately, so I guess they didn't care what the grey/brown big mass that crashed into their car was. +-------------------------+ | Ernst och Eva Blitzmann | | | | *1944 - +1996 | | | | Har hastigt l„mnat oss. | +-------------------------+ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #340 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #340 Call BLACK OPIUM -> +1-701-523-5909 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------