Digital Underground - uXu - Underground eXperts United #uxu-498

### ### ### ### ### #### ### ### ### #### ### ### ##### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ### ##### ### ### ########## ### ### ########## ### ### ### ### Underground eXperts United Presents... ####### ## ## ####### # # ## ## ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## #### # # ####### ####### ####### ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## ####### ####### # # ## ####### ####### [ uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99 ] [ By Bravemoore ] ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ * The intro. "Quotes are good - * when you run out of interesting things to say." * * I am currently training my two sons to become politicians. I want * them to be successful, well known (maybe even famous) and of course, * rich. I began early to teach them that they can get away with * anything, as long as they got an excuse. We have training camps * where the art of lying are taught and exercised. Then we also have * fraud-&-scam, overthrowing-foreign-democracies and hiding-treasures- * where-nobody-can-touch-it camps. They have greatly improved their * scores in all these areas, and I am so proud! I will get back to * you all on this subject when I own an island or two in the Pacific. * Long live the free world! * * Three long months, but here we are again. Besides from the content, * we have not changed much. We are still bringing you mind fodder, * to keep you fit for intellectual challenges, and sensitive for * true work of art. * * We bring you fiction, poetry and more in this release. Written * purely for your reading enjoyment by seven newcomers: Jay DeKalb, * Mobys Dick, BJ Moore, Cindy, Kevin James Miller, Sweety Boop, Nadene * Wiggins and Absolute Zero. Then of course we got our uXu veteran * The GNN, along with Dr Robert James Berry and Max West giving you * their latest works. * * Enjoy. * * Visit http://uXu.org today. * * Greetings from Scandinavia, * Bravemoore, uXu Editor * (anything) mailto:editor@uxu.org Current uXu Writers .. Members and writers thru the latest three releases .. Name Specialities Status ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bravemoore - Fiction, Manuals, Humor - Member/Editor The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member The Chief - Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts - Member Knyttet - Thoughts from the inner mind - Member Joseph - Constructive information - Member Speed Devil Show - Contemporary and history studies - Contributor Max West - Detailed reality - Contributor Rich Logsdon - Creatures not worth messing with - Contributor drazQ - Hacking in theory - Contributor Lamont Prell - Visual love - Contributor Janet Buck - Mind twisting poetry - Contributor Noel Ace - Night relations - Contributor Robert James Berry - Stimulator of emotions - Contributor Marie Kazalia - Poetry to be carefully digested - Contributor Hedge - Fiction and truths, once again - Contributor Bob Slack - Personal insights - Contributor Ahila - Stimulator of emotions II - Contributor M. James Dinniman - Observing the American dream - Contributor Michael Berman - Sarcastic fantasy - Contributor Blackfire - The fates of mankind - Contributor Pam Sanders - Poetry - for you - Contributor Pedanten - Traditional Swedish SF - Contributor * Jay DeKalb - Poetry for late night depressions - Contributor * Mobys Dick - Fiction for the fictionless - Contributor * BJ Moore - Commuter poetry - Contributor * Cindy - Poetry of times past - Contributor * Kevin James Miller - Creator of real tiny t-files - Contributor * Sweety Boop - Teller of Swedish tales - Contributor * Absolute Zero - Tearing apart who you once were - Contributor * Nadene Wiggins - Fearful poetry - Contributor ----------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu Lifetime Honorary Members Name For... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people ---------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Standard Releases 483 - 498 [21 March 1999] For the complete list of uXu files, check out our web or FTP sites, or send a mail to index@uxu.org or longindex@uxu.org No Title Author Size -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * [483] Twist The GNN 5k * [484] Of Fear Nadene Wiggins 2k * [485] The Anatomy Of Hate (Revised) The GNN 5k * [486] Riding The 5:15 BJ Moore 3k * [487] A Dish Served Very Cold Kevin J Miller 2k * [488] Eight poems Robert J Berry 9k * [489] A Conspiracy Of One Kevin J Miller 2k * [490] Mendoza's Jelly Problems Max West 22k * [491] The Machinery of Desire The GNN 7k * [492] Smoke Mobys Dick 11k * [493] States Of Confusion: Reply To Critics The GNN 7k * [494] The Lost Bar Fight Jay DeKalb 2k * [495] Zula Betula Cindy 4k * [496] True Robot The GNN 3k * [497] Nothing Comes From Nothing Absolute Zero 4k * [498] uXu Index #33 Bravemoore 15k __________________________________________________________________________ * I N D E X - Swedish Releases 48 - 51 [21 March 1999] * F|r en lista p} svenska uXu-filer, skicka e-post till index@uxu.org Nr Titel Skribent Storlek ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * [48] Kul med poliser Speed Devil Show ?k * [49] Refuserad reklam Pierce P Paul ?k * [50] Daggk}pa Sweety Boop ?k * [51] S.H.A. - ytterligare utdrag ur kommande bok Jan Svensson ?k ------------------------------------------------------------------------- * uXu - Description Index Standard Releases ^ / \ / \ /\ /\ / \ / \ Underground eXperts United < uXu > Release Update #33 \ / \ / Mar 21, 1999 \/ \/ \ / \ / v December March December March December March Releases 1999: 483: "Twist" by The GNN. Classic science-fiction is usually about one out of three things: time-travelling, space encounters or teleporters. This is not a classic piece of sci-fi (as it was written 1999), but it is about time... hey, haven't we used this long description before? Oops! We have! Right - what this text is about cannot be described, it must be read. 484: "Of fear" by Nadene Wiggins. Some fear roses, some fear violets. Some poems rhyme, but this does not. Make yourself ready to dive down and explore fear as it is presented in this short poem. Recommended even for the faint of heart. 485: "The Anatomy Of Hate (Revised)" by The GNN. People love, people hate - and people change! This is the second version of a text that was originally written seven years ago. If you want to know if the author has changed, contrast the two texts. Surprised? 486: "Riding The 5:15" by BJ Moore. Taking a bus ride can change your life, but it can also change the lives of other people. And you need not even be aware of it. Believe it or not. This is a piece of poetry that examines that possibility. 487: "A Dish Served Very Cold" by Kevin James Miller. Welcome to a tale that is really, really, really, really tiny! (Less than sixty words, in fact). It is about a dish served very cold. Much more cannot be said, or this long description will be longer than the file... 488: "Eight Poems" by Robert James Berry. Our man from the Far East is back again, tickling our emotional senses with aesthetic values and professionalism. Mr. Berry knows how to write poetry. If you do not like this - there is something seriously wrong with you. 489: "A Conspiracy Of One" by Kevin James Miller. Yep, here's another really, really, really, tiny tale. This one is about a conspiracy of one, as the title reveals. Kevin James Miller manages in fifty-five words to capture what the writers of The X-Files needs sixty minutes and a load of bullshit to miss. 490: "Mendoza's Jelly Problems" by Max West. Mendoza is on a mission, a bizarre one indeed. To do what he gotta do (the 'ard 'n cool man he is), he speeds down the highway in his car - which runs on hard drugs. Enough said. "Max West... is an acute and stylish writer, in fact the only one who deserves to be called 'writer' this century." (uXu) 491: "The Machinery of Desire" by The GNN. Would you give up your real life in favor of a faked one? Oh, no? But what if your real life is a total misery, and a faked life would be extremely cheerful? Say what? You still wouldn't choose it? This text is about a guy who is given the opportunity of entering a machine which will give him such a life. What will he do? 492: "Smoke" by Mobys Dick. Life is often said to be a gift, but if one got the chance of inspecting the present before one received it, I am not sure one would accept it (Schopenhauer said this). Because life is filled with so many complicated relations, and the be or not to be of love is always a cause of anxiety, as this text is about - to a certain extent. 493: "States Of Confusion: Reply To Critics" by The GNN. Oh dear, GNN must always to prove himself right, no matter which absurd theories he comes up with. Do you honestly believe that doing drugs on a regular basis can be equally good as delightful family life? Or that they could be equally bad, in relation to "the good life." What the writer of this text believes is as usual hopelessly obscure. 494: "The Lost Bar Fight" by Jay DeKalb. Disclaimer: none of the writers of the uXu have ever lost a bar fight. So do please don't push us. Oh, sorry, we almost forgot: this is a piece of poetry, worth learning by heart. drip drip suspending 495: "Zula Betula" by Cindy. A poem a day keeps the doctor away! Medical research at Bristol University indicates that poetry reading is as good a cure for depression as pills. (No, we are not making this up.) Initiate your new happy life with this file. 496: "True Robot" by The GNN. Beware! There is a new computer virus around! And it is mean! Oh, don't worry! Your six gigabyte HD crammed with porn is not in danger. Nevertheless, keep your hands away from two specific keys on the keyboard... 497: "Nothing Comes From Nothing" by Absolute Zero. So you think you can change the world. Ha! Think again. Stop saving those trees. Start your graduation in the class of ignorance. Here is an introduction for you beginners out there. 498: "uXu Index #33" by Bravemoore. The latest English and Swedish files are mentioned here, as well as an update on where you can get the complete works of the uXu. Read the index. Read the index. You are now in my control. 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